Archive for August, 2008


Invasion of the Penisheadrians

Posted by Bmorton
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29Aug 08

 
Fear no fellow human there is still hope, but even now the horror that is the penis headed aliens are slowly taking over our workplaces, buck’s nights and 21st’s. They appear normal until such a time as the sound of merriment echoes through the streets At witch point they come out to take their place as the life of the party, these are the Peninheadians.
 
It is a sad Fact that where you find one Penisheadian you will soon find more as others who envy the fun and attention that these creatures garner males of the human species desire to become a Penisheadian themselves.
 
To do this a prospective Penisheadian will scour the local area for there own Penisheadian mask but unless they visit there local adult store then there quest will be doomed to fail. For it is here that the required headgear can be found and acquired.
 
What to do if you see a Penisheadian:

 
The application of fermented beverages to a Penisheadian is not advised unless they process a cylindrical drinking aid their small lips prevent them from consuming the desired volumes of fermented beverages, without spilling it and causing even more humour
 
Where ever groups of Penisheadian’s gather disorientation can occur, due to the lack of distinguishing facial features means that they have trouble recognising themselves from one another. To prevent this name badges are advised as this reduces embarrassing incidents of misrecognition
 
Caution don’t stand between a Penisheadian and a camera as the presence of these near a Penisheadian causes them to uncontrollably find themselves posing for shoots to remember the night for years to come.
 
If you or some one you know has a loved one who has sarcome to the urge to join the Penisheadian’s don’t fear the joy and happiness that they experience and bring to all, and the good memories that they will bring can only spread the invasion across the world.


Friday Night Sex

Posted by Bmorton
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25Aug 08

Another boring Friday night at home, no job meant no money for Pete, the usual weekend partying was just not possible on his budget. Pete was lucky, his girlfriend Liz was quite aware of how stressful he found the fact of staying in all weekend, so had turned up at his apartment with a couple of cheap bottles of wine.
 
Liz told Pete to sit on the lounge and she would get a couple of glasses and put some music on. When she came back with the glasses, Pete poured the wine while Liz put the music on. The CD player was at the bottom of the Stereo stack and she had to bend over to put the disc on. Being the minx that she is , she bent at the hips allowing her mini-skirt to ride up to show Pete that she was wearing the tiniest thong that she could find in her drawer.
 
Pete felt the familiar tightening in his balls, as he watched her kneeling in front of the CD player on all fours, trying to decide which CD to play next. Grinning to himself, Pete joined her on the floor. Liz looked back at him with a naughty grin as Pete ran his hands up underneath her skirt, and across the flesh of her tight ass.
 
He forced her skirt up over her butt, and bunched it up around her waist, displaying her thong stretched taught between her butt cheeks and across her pussy. Pete could see that the thong was already wet, where it passed over her cunt hole, and could tell she was horny as hell.
 
Liz rolled Pete onto his back and slid his jeans off, positioning herself in the 69 position. She took Pete’s cock into her mouth and started sucking for all she was worth. Pete didn’t want her to stop sucking his cock, but he wanted to return the favour, so rather than disturb her so that he could take her G-string off ! he just tore the string from the gussett and started to try to suck her cunt dry.
 
Liz was enjoying the attention, and rocked gently back and forth on her hands and knees, forcing his fingers deeper inside her with every thrust. When Pete knew she was ready for it, he undid his own jeans and forced them down to his knees. Using both hands, one placed on each side of her ass, he spread her wide and positioned his cock in front of her waiting hole.
 
With no warning, he thrust into her hard, and she gasped aloud to feel his prick hammer into her. Liz laid her head on the floor and began to groan louder as Pete fucked her hard fast. Liz reached a hand back, between her own open thighs, and grabbed Pete’s balls firmly. Each time he pulled out of her, she pulled on his balls to force him to slam back into her again, faster and faster.
 
Pete was still using his hands to spread her wide apart, and looked down to watch his home cock hammering into her wet little cunt, pussy juice was beginning to cover his own pubes as he rubbed against her with each stroke. He also noticed that she was looking back between her legs, watching him fuck her also, and he found this an immense turn on, so much so, that he felt his balls begin to twitch, and knew he was close to cumming.
 
Finally Pete was into her ass up to the hilt, drawing back and forth and building up speed. When he came he came with a roar, he didn’t pull out of her after he came, leaving his cock ! in her ass until he was flacid. But being the blokey bloke that he was, Pete reached around to the coffee table and got the bottle of wind, taking a swig from it every now and then, and Pete thinking that he was being a gentleman offered the bottle to Liz. What a guy.

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