Archive for August, 2008


Invasion of the Penisheadrians

Posted by Bmorton
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29Aug 08

 
Fellow human I bring ill tidings there is a alien presence in mist, but even now the horror that is the Peninheadians are slowly taking over our workplaces, bars and taverns, buck’s nights and 21st’s. They appear just like you or me until a time when the sound of merriment echoes down the streets. It is at witch point they reveal to the world there real face, and become life of the party, these are the Peninheadians.
 
Quite often where you find one Penisheadian soon you will soon find others as and this is the scary part once males of the human species have come in contact with a Penisheadian they themselves desire to become one.
 
To do this a prospective Penisheadian will scour the local area for there own Penisheadian mask but unless they visit there local adult store then there quest will be doomed to fail. For it is here that the required headgear can be found and acquired.
 
What to do if you see a Penisheadian:

 
Do not apply fermented beverages to a Penisheadian as there small mouth opening means that without a cylindrical drinking aid their small lips prevent them from consuming the desired volumes of said beverages, without spilling it and causing even more humour to there cronies and new found friends
 
Groups of Penisheadian in one location can get disorientated as they have trouble recognising themselves from one another. To prevent this name badges are recommended so embarrassing incidents don’t occur
 
What ever you do, do not I repeat do not stand between a Penisheadian and a camera as the presence of this device near a Penisheadian sparks a uncontrollable urge to pose for photos to remember the night for years to come.
 
If someone you love has given in to the urge to join the Penisheadian’s invasion don’t fret, the joy and happiness that they experience, and the good memories that they will bring can only spread the invasion across the world. And perhaps you to will join the invasion.


Friday Night Sex

Posted by Bmorton
In Uncategorized
25Aug 08

Pete was out of a job, it was Friday night, and he had no money. Not the best thing that could happen to a young red blooded Aussie. Pete’s girlfriend, Liz, had a job but knew what it was like being out of work, with no money, and stuck at home. Good girl that she is, she brought a couple of bo! ttles of wine over to keep Pete company and hopefully cheer him up.
 
They relaxed on the couch for a while, getting drunker by the minute, eventually Liz decided to change the music they had been listening too, and slid onto the floor before crawling across to the CD player. Pete could clearly see her firm ass cheeks, and tight thong, under her short mini skirt as she knelt on the floor in front of him.
 
Pete forgot all about being unemployed and started to feel happy again, a semi erect penis always makes him happy. He slid up behind her and placed some tiny little bites on her butt, at first gentle ones, building up to some not so gentle ones. Liz didn’t pull away, quite the contrary, she backe! d up to him, giving him the encouragement that he was looking for.
 
Pete’s saliva mixed with Liz’s pussy juice, her thong was soaking wet. Liz was always wet, but never like this. Pete rolled over onto his back and Liz straddled his face, there is no other way to describe what Liz was doing other than to say that she fucked Pete’s tongue, alternating from her pussy to her ass.
 
Liz rolled Pete onto his back and slid his jeans off, positioning herself in the 69 position. She took Pete’s cock into her mouth and started sucking for all she was worth. Pete didn’t want her to stop sucking his cock, but he wanted to return the favour, so rather than disturb her so that he could take her G-string off ! he just tore the string from the gussett and started to try to suck her cunt dry.
 
While he was licking her pussy he stuck his forefinger into her anus getting a rhythm up of twisting and probing when her ass had loosened up he inserted his middle finger as well, keeping up the same rhythm. Liz had never really enjoyed anal until now, she! was loving it.
 
Pete whispered to Liz that if she didn’t stop sucking him he was going to cum, so she s! topped, turned around to face him and rubbed her slimy pussy onto his face, his chest and all the was down to his toes. She even fucked his toes for a little while just to keep herself on the brink while Pete could recover himself. This worked for Pete, he was coming back from the brink of the vinegar stroke.
 
She got off her man and went to the lounge and knelt on it, leaning onto the backrest, telling Pete to fuck her doggy style. This way he could control his thrusts and make himself last longer. He also got a great view of his cock going in and out of Liz’s oozing pussy. Pete stuck his thumb into Liz’s hole with his cock still in her getting it nice and slippery so that he could thumb fuck her asshole at the same time as his cock pounded in and out of her cunt.
 
Pulling his prick out of her pussy, he held back and sprayed hot, sticky cum all over the cheeks of her ass, Liz used her own hand to rub the gooey mess all over her own flesh, before falling in a heap on the floor, exhausted. Pete reached for the bottle of wine that was on the coffee table, and took a long hit from it, whilst thinking to himself "Ok, maybe being broke on a Friday night is not so bad after all".

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