Fellow human I bring ill tidings there is a alien presence in mist, but even now the horror that is the Peninheadians are slowly taking over our workplaces, bars and taverns, buck’s nights and 21st’s. They appear just like you or me until a time when the sound of merriment echoes down the streets. It is at witch point they reveal to the world there real face, and become life of the party, these are the Peninheadians.
 
Quite often where you find one Penisheadian soon you will soon find others as and this is the scary part once males of the human species have come in contact with a Penisheadian they themselves desire to become one.
 
To accomplish this prospective Penisheadian’s will scour the world for there own Penisheadian mask but unless they visit there local adult store then they will be doomed to fail, and wonder the world forlornly longing to join there friends. For it is within the adult store that the required headgear can be found and acquired.
 
What to do if you see a Penisheadian:

 
The application of fermented beverages to a Penisheadian is not advised unless they process a cylindrical drinking aid their small lips prevent them from consuming the desired volumes of fermented beverages, without spilling it and causing even more humour
 
Groups of Penisheadian in one location can get disorientated as they have trouble recognising themselves from one another. To prevent this name badges are recommended so embarrassing incidents don’t occur
 
Don’t stand between a Penisheadian and a cameras as the presence of this device near a Penisheadian causes them to find themselves posing for shoots to remember the night for years to come.
 
If you or some one you know has a loved one who has sarcome to the urge to join the Penisheadian’s don’t fear the joy and happiness that they experience and bring to all, and the good memories that they will bring can only spread the invasion across the world.

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